Croncast - 2005-12-04.mp3 Show: #191 Length: 43:51 Size: 30.1 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 149 Show Notes Betsy all dressed up, well looking good Fourth attempt to beat Maggie at screaming game Elliot lost his head yesterday Staying childless . . . wishing The size of his head This week at Goodwill Size 8 suit for the man It was for an 8 petit Now he's got a size 12 suit What size is a first grader The holiday season picks up as donations increase Tax deduction time People want the DVD, you want the DVD Two good weeks of shipping left for Holiday season Kris with a "K' says perfect for Kwanza There will be no Kwanza deal Betsy will rock the open of Goodwill today Nagging wives say clean up Kris buys a PSP for his inner child Ages 6 and up I am in love with it, I have no games for it Instead I have Beavis and Butthead Mike Judge UMD Betsy still has tags from her inner child shopping spree Watching "What not to Wear" and you realize you are the person Zip up mommy fo-track suit Advice for the Fluffy crowd Waiting in line at the mall Letting handicap people go first Differently abled they are now 6'2 skinny women don't get the concept Ladies up to size 16 Women start at 16W W = WIDE The differences are amazing Sticking your finger down your throat if you're bigger than a size 10 Attack in the face with gold cleats Betsy's Acne prejudice It didn't dissolve into a crying session Coming home in tears? Nope Shopping for Carla What brand is it? You wouldn't sell a knock off purse Up in the air about it One size smaller Regular department The old lady bedalzed clouds section "Your Area" for "Your people" Blue hairs buying undies The Ruth Maclellan line What's wrong with blue hairs and apricots Not caring any more Stuff wasn't on sale at JC Penny The trendy under 30 fluffy mommies Betsy is fighting turning 30 next month Spending $300 on her clothes I buy her the clothes and Sean Paul buys my PSP Buying before you have Paul Wall bought me a new hard drive Da Backwudz bought something but I forgot it Sacramento, brown and cold looks just like here It was weird but with homeless people One homeless guy in Naperville Token crazy homeless guy hangs at Goodwill Trying on a town or city as a new place to live Counting pregnant 12 year olds 10 most creative cities in America according to Fast Company magazine Men watching Hallmark movies, wives don't tell people "My husband loves Lifetime." Crying together on the couch Read the Hallmark cards at the store Scrapbooking is the movement Scrapbooking is fo the 3 grader in you who likes the funny scissors Making websites is like scrapbooking Helping Betsy become a rich old woman Living in a gutter eating cabbage out of a dumpster I will make a mutt stole for you out of a German Shepherd The trophy row The Hippie Guy not Latino but Italian "You're the one who got away." Five minute dating Seven minutes in heaven is different than dating Pushing We're Coming Over again Reading the quotes from the back ">