Croncast - 2005-11-18_2.mp3 Show: #189 Length: 38:05 Size: 26.8 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 147 Show Notes Shameless promotion for "We're Coming Over." Kris is back from San Francisco Listen to the previous podcast to hear my morning in SF Diced ham and eggs It's 6 a.m. in the midwest 4 a.m. on the west coast 3 rings to answer, it takes a while to get two call girls into the bathroom Cubicle to cubicle Dinner at Aqua Looked like the Disaronno commercial Musical interlude for fixing Betsy's mic So what was aqua like? It was like Friday's? The fast food of the sit down world Itsy bitsy entrees Fluke might not be the tasting food I have ever had It was so good that I tucked my shirt It was a business trip No corporate heirarchy will take away Betsy's divaness It is hard to sleep when spouse leaves town Kris was at the Hilton and Betsy was at the cul de sac Elliot gets Goodwill The same fire burning inside that Betsy has The bi-polar asian dude What he wanted for Christmas Creatures from the stuffed animal bin That was your childhood, not his You gotta watch the guy You'd think he was Hertzakaveenan Never show your interest in any item if you want it Betsy's hesitation caused the loss Kris, it is your fault but I forgive you The receptionist thought I was hot My co-workers were giving me a hard time about it Yup, he thought I was hot The suit, I looked so good that I looked gay I was in San Francisco for 5 minutes and had a boyfriend My hetero posse picked up on it, I didn't Kris is completely socially retared We were both our happy places The once a week show deal has us all screwed up telling stories The suit story, I will spare the show notes on this Carson Pierre Scott - worst shopping Over $50 I will never shop in their store again So for $50 they will never get a penny of my business again How much do you think a regular customer spends over their life-time in their stores? "At Your Service" signage should be changed to "We Hate You. Give us your money!" He's gonna get thrown out by security So I bought my suit from Von Maur My suit is currently owned by Bank of America I should have it paid off in a year Kris sort of did It wasn't a threat, it was a promise Dreaming about the receptionist Like it is 1974 and I'm a swinger If a man named Paolo calls give him my cell So Betsy is going back to Carson's, where's the love Wholesale $.99 retail $299.99 Wal-Mart looks suspiciously like Goodwill except with multiples 6 pounds of Charmon and 25 push-ups Rumor starts here: To aleviate avian flu, cure it childrens Moltrin in high doses taken rectally. Marshmallows are not the perfect food We're Coming Over. - Get your's you selfish beast. Give us a review at Yahoo! ">