Croncast - 2006-11-03.mp3 Show: #293 Length: 25:37 Size: 17.6mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris November 03, 2006 The puffy cuff fashion show is a reality Betsy does up her QVC and I bust out my TailorByrd shirts (aka the ultimate puffy cuff shirts) Kris's beard is outta control and Betsy didn't tell me Betsy mistakes pun and analogy She blames the cleaning product fumes Zout has alcohol in it? "Mixing Comet and Mr. Clean like the best drugs I've ever done. Except my toddler wasn't there and I wasn't in a bathroom" Before the Bear's fashion parade Betsy talks about her dream come true and how it was crushed Kris wouldn't know this because he didn't grow up in civilization The greatest carpet company in the world Hanging out in the breezeway watching Three's Company waiting for the commercial Booba gets excited and then quite Kris crushes her dreams twice Some how you show in all of my dreams Who is on the other line? A sweet woman named Florine or Lorretta She is a carpet warehouse in Cicero . . . not Bombay Did she pick a great American movie star name? Why didn't she sing the jingle before she hung up? It's like waiting for the cable company "Carpet the next day" I'll be sitting on urine soaked carpet for Christmas Ed is not the blue collar, named stiyched on his chest and no mustache like the guy in the commercials Empire guys dolls in the Goodwill hamper Betsy wants hotel carpet "I want carpet that makes me feel lucky" Everyone has boring carpet One color carpet cut to different lengths It's not like a swimming pool you retard Yes, hotel carpet Betsy I can make this carpet with my clippers Why $.88 paper backed carpet isn't Betsy Betsy is trying really hard to sell me on new carpet I don't care about Ed from Empire or his carpet or his Escort full of samples It is a syllogistic loop with Betsy's carpetdom Simply fix the garage door opener for drama 10 minutes of Ed . . . You wish you got 10 minutes of Ed Here Comes Puffy Cuffs in his TailorByrd threads: Full blown Puffy Cuff with contrasting bling The multicolor puffy cuff and Betsy's photo goal. It's too cold to puffy in Chicago now Betsy says that I would like Oswald Boateng get up Very anti-climactic fashion parade You used to be happy with the orange tag items from the Target end cap Just because it was on sale? Ben Witt sends his thanks . . . You're welcome Ben Ben was around B.B. (before Betsy . . . that's Ben's abbreviation) Betsy gets no more cleaning products . . . she can't add and there are five examples in 1 minute Kris gets called the ageist I put this ageism on Betsy Betsy's first stalker Many more show in the next couple of days! 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener) 2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle") 3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed 4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND 5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!