Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 24, 2006

Published: July 24, 2006, 7:06 a.m.

Croncast - 2006-07-24.mp3 Show: #253 Length: 35:30 Size: 24.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 24, 2006 Vickie, Betsy's sister for the new listeners, finally went into 'real' labor last night at 3 a.m.. She was staying here so most of the family is at the hospital except for me, Elliot and Gigi. Being on baby patrol makes it kind of hard to put up a post. The show notes are coming. Betsy and I are fighting, best friend style She wants me to move out and take my stuff I want to take an iron ans steam her to death Kris is up in Betsy's business Her eBay finances are a mess Kris doesn't like being bossed Betsy agreed to send email to potential clients . . . nothing . . . phone call . . . nope They get crazy when they see you on the phone I don't need Betsy as a corporate rep Where is all of Betsy's eBay money going? We talked about it today Betsy made $900 this week and is -$30 Say what!?!? She tells me why this is better than putting it on credit She wants me to apologize Betsy comes to her senses and says, "Kris, you have a small point." She hands over her Pay Pal card to me so she can't spend Lifestyle of the rich and Slowsky Slowsky is a thirsty bitch! Higher gas prices, higher fill-up in Slowsky thanks to WW III Worse gas mileage than a hummer The Gucci cash is all gone Functioning out of a hole She says she is going to purge most of her eBay horde Stipulation on the card is giving Betsy cash in small amounts Betsy is no longer CFO of Palegroove since she is handing over her personal financial reigns to me Just wash my Legos Cleaning Betsy's junk with Magic Erasers Kris feels violated, Betsy wants to push me up the corporate ladder with a golf club hanging out of my behind Kris took a gold lesson, Natural Golf, thanks to Henry for hook-up Knowing you . . . where are the golf clubs? It would be better to have a $900 gold club I still can say I have never officially played golf Turns out I am really good at hitting the ball straight The Natrual Golf way worked for me Test question . . . "Do you like George Bush now?" Betsy goes on a socialworker rant How many poor people spend $300 going to Yellow Stone from their McDonalds job? Betsy says she has realized her calling Trader Joes is that calling, they are her people Finding Wooly the Watermellon for candy If I leave Vickie will crown Betsy gave me persmission to attend the Jaguar 2007 XK test drive event I drove a black coupe (see pics below) Thanks to Laura and John for their help I recorded most of the day The car is in my blood "I don't give a rat's ass. I am not getting anything out of your blood." Driving the XK took me way back to my dad's speed fetish I shouldn't have been looking at that man like that I could cheat on my wife. That takes too much effort . . . I'll buy a Jaguar XK It is a mid-life crisis car not a car for a 32 year man We'll have nothing left to show for podcasting work but a bankruptcy and a hot car Some pics from my weekend fun.