Croncast - 2006-07-03.mp3 Show: #244 Length: 44:36 Size: 30.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 03, 2006 I blew it on this show . . . our guest Carla has super low volume. Why? Well, the head technician sort of didn't check her mic and it was turned around. You can still hear her but quietly. Besty continues to mock me through the intro Betsy intros her special friend Carla The conversion van story to come And the true story of the home made BMX trailer The halloween that Betsy and Carla played cruise ship ladies Talking the Uplander way Bedazzled sweat suits BCBG will be carrying them soon Sunday night is HBO night We break down the reason why we turned it down Carla's just catching up The Slowsky update Carla can't believe that Betsy bought her Betsy wants to wrap her arms around it's big grill Then Kris makes a Nell Carter references Broken piece of wood that Jared said would not need to be replaced . . . needs to replaced Slowsky will look like roller rink inside Betsy wants to tear out the carpet in the van and pergo it Carla refuses to ride in Slowsky now The conversion van story begins with BMX references My brother raced his big wheel Building the DIY trailer from shelving units and plywood BMX boys stenciled on the side of it It is now full of feral cats Uber skanks of today bow down . . . Kris was there before you Finding porn in the van at 12 and figuring that I couldn't get out of the van with it Sears sold conversion van parts back in 1986 Purple plush valure seats with purple carpet The sweet ass candy apple paint job with a tan racing stripe Googling the BMX stats from the 1980's Chop from King of Cars . . . Betsy thinks he's hot Betsy really thinks he's hot. I got competition She really doesn't want the moldy rose Betsy makes a correction from a previous story at request of story subject What not to wear couples Betsy needs to be on the show The amount of money that Betsy spends at Goodwill and stuff she could shop at Von Maur Kris is a therapist