Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 09, 2006

Published: Aug. 9, 2006, 7:04 a.m.

Croncast - 2006-08-09.mp3 Show: #260 Length: 29:40 Size: 20.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 09, 2006 Happy anniversary, though it really isn't today Betsy's sister has ruined the magic by telling us when it really is "We can have a lovefest for days, right?" "Are you kidding . . . we have kids" Betsy and her sister having snacks We are going to pretend that it is the 20th Figuring out what day it is by using a calendar online Computers have taken the mystery out of almost everything No excuse for blissful ignorance Betsy kidnapped me and car jacked me On way to Verizon store and Betsy detours Time to get Booba a new phone Kris: manipulated again into letting Betsy take charge Kris has a great day today Sean says I have right to bew grumpy and Betsy should put up with it I'm a bear that has to hibernate Anniversary is coming I have no clue where Betsy is takin me I thought it would be something nice It turns out that God spelled backwards and put Patch after it and that is where I ended up See the image above They don't sell puppy mill dogs . . . sure The internet has taken joy out of looking for a dog Betsy extolls the great virtue of Petfinder.com Is it owned by FriendFinder (notice no link) Betsy is way to into this dog thing . . . I am having hard time fighting it Giving up good dogs to keep the bad ones because they will get dirt nap Taking the kids on her doggie rebound trip I don't think it is fair to the kids 10 years of marriage Deployed in WI for 3 years writing wills for soldiers I really question Betsy taking the kids with her It is shopping . . . not just lookinig at dogs Am I alright? You are not going to turn this around on me She's setting up the kids with the dog business They understand more than she thinks and gives him credit for This is shopping for a dog, not looking period He knows when you go to stores you buy things Kris is not a dog hater, Zeus is a good dog, however I have rationalized not needing a new dog The old ass cats as old as Abe Lincoln's bones Betsy's need to bring havoc into our lives Doggy proofing already . . . I can't win So what does it mean to be married for 10 years at our ages 31 and 30? Obviously, it could have been very bad You got married young At older age you have way of running your own life and set in your way We have the same ways "That is really annoying about Kris I can't believe that you put up with that" "Who says that" That doesn't gel with my life I don't care your ticks don't bother It doesn't feel like 10 years to me it feels like a year Our marriage has gotten better in the last 10 years Ball and chain? Not really Kris goes off on some bizarre tangent that makes no sense at all All I can say is thanks Mr. B for giving me room to do what I want to do In the basement like a pile of pudding Kris is keeping secrets Betsy could have gotten the dog tonight if she had done one thing . . .