Croncast - 2006-08-02.mp3 Show: #257 Length: 30:39 Size: 21.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 02, 2006 It's August and it is hot Global warming isn't real I believe like our president we need to wait, the future will let us know Let's burn some fossil fuel bitches I will drive my Hummer til it's 127 outside, I'll just turn up the AC Without Maggie being with us when we record we swear more The lawn mowing boys Well they aren't boys they are college age Cursed with a beautiful backyard that takes work, not for us Butterfly Garden I was gonna take pictures of the yard but camera battery is dead Swearing and swearing more You're being inappropriate with me lady He is like an honor roll student who now has to work for a burnout "I didn't know people like you actually grew up and owned houses" He knows we don't fit, they all do within 15 minutes National Night Out Hanging with the neighbors and their kids Building a stronger safer neighborhood Letting the kids ride in the cop cars Weird electrical hum in Bestys mic for about 3 minutes Betsy won't end the shows on a loving note "Good night Hugh, I love you" I am sure their was some office love Betsy likes to have nothing the same, ever Just look at this like a suggestion The difference between actors and reality stars They are competition Enamoration (made up word) of the King of Cars Guy . . . Betsy is infatuated with Chop "We would both have something to talk about because we both have reality shows" Kris gets bright red "That bastard. Chop you're going down. You're destroying my family. Some man in Las Vegas who sells used cars. He's taking my wife from me . . . and my life." If you find someone attractive on a reality show don't tell your spouse Is Jeremy Piven ok to tell you I like as Ari? Wait, he did a reality show Betsy asks who I think is hot My reply, the chics on the tattoo reality shows If we were just friends I would fly you to Vegas for a tattoo "I hear Towbin Dodge is around here someplace" I know your motive Betsy I don't look like Chop. Betsy thinks separated at birth . . . say what? He's a well groomed Bears Betsy really likes this guy Mike Rowe is rad but sometimes comes off as an ass, don't we all The stay in school remark to the ore shoveler guy Our turn to come off as asses Transgender understanding The human condition When you can't figure it out Looking for bulges I don't get it, I pegged you for a boy but it doesn't matter but I can't but it together The Madonna concert Take me to Fry's it is my concert Now I know what it is like when I take people to Goodwill Strangers at Goodwill talking to my kids, turns out they are buddies