Show Notes for #211 Length: 38:14 Size: 26.2 mb Format: mp3 Download Croncast - 2006-04-05.mp3Listen with iTunes? Spread the word! Betsy and I try to follow up Monday's show and feel the pressure. We talked about it before the mics went on and well, you'll hear. It is Wednesday right? It is top Chef Day on Bravo Betsy could watch any reality show A three bean chili to reference top shelf Lots of Kris coughing The reality show formula Good at the game because they are mediocre Not as terrible as the 17 year old girl Crabby 50 year old Kris says porn is reality based Betsy says, "Don't mess with my handy man fantasy" Muffin blows a gasket upstairs Mother-in-law wants to put the dog to sleep Princess Muffin's doggyness Doggyy boarding school 3 years ago . . . . $1800! This damn dog ruining the carpet She has to eat with the special dog gravy sauceWho the hell whould buy dog gravy Dog gravy or Garlic Pretzels? Buying wierd snacks so no one eats them Placebo diet of "nothing to eat" No salty fingers here You have no idea The sweet, slow developmentally disable check out girl You don't need cash Dealers soon to take debit cards Trying PeaPod Kris needs to buy his own groceries Get a better job you can buy real Cheatos Can stand powder cheese and spaghettios OkeDoke popcorn The spaghettio taste and disgusting scent Swedish spaghetti derivitive prok grease and corn starch Who wants Betsy's Swedish Spaghetti recipe? Chicken wings and french fries Betsy's dream list How many puffalumps to sell for an extreme body makeover Armpits that look like asshole Sweeping up the shavings from the floor Getting an armlift Betsy flank steak Now you know what is really in bologna Betsy has the plastic surgeons ad floating on the counter for a week Betsy wants a tummy tuck, arm lift and my fav a breast do up Why? Had two kids and have lost over 110 lbs Metamorphic changes that need extreme home make over 10 weeks in bed and $40,000 and what do you get? Bring on the fourth one I don't care what they fill them withLook good and soft to my touch What surgery would Kris get? Fix my teeth and bore out one of my nostrils I can put a quarter width wise in my nose hole Maggie has a weird nose (probly from her real daddy) Comcast DVR is for bitches it is bad tech Betsy is now a Big Love fan Regret not doing the promos for HBO? Betsy refused to pimped us out for $5.00 (not the real amount) Is HBO worth it anymore? Vacation to Deadwood, S.D. Send your tricks for travleing with kids Marlin Perkins from Wild Kingdom had it right Send the kid running, dart them, wrap him in a net, blindfold him and then release him in the wild Betsy wants to take a small airplane to S.D. I'm not going camping North Country - the movie, Betsy gives ending away Aerosol spray butter