Croncast - 2006-04-24.mp3 Show: #219 Length: 33:22 Size: 22.9 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006 You haven't bought me a present in a while, like three years Kris went all out one year Then we starved for three months later A fistfull of testers from a dumpster for you Betsy Smelling like a $10 hooker I'm good and Betsy is great Betsy has a first The My Twinn foot hanging off the Goodwill rack Maggie's like, "No no no" body shake If Maggie could learn her orangutan moves she could do Clint Eastwood movies Kris doesn't know what My Twinn dolls are The pulse of my own heart in my ears 80% of Betsy's Goodwill posse is continually questioning their reality Betsy had to evacuate on Saturday Goodwill is cheaper than going to the laundr-o-mat The Diet Coke gets opened Yet another chubster addicted to Diet Coke Designing a doll to look just like your child Sending in the profiles of your child and they put the head on the doll Moles, freckles and all The doll hospital Technically it would be murder if they replaced the doll head Where can I send you when I am dissatisfied Betsy had to check herself Send a pic of Elliot with a pic of Maggie and ask them to combine them for the head Michael Jackson's black or white video Googie looks like my mom Doll pricing follows the call girl market could be sold on futures I don't understand paying for sex Betsy is uncomfortable talking about this subject I've been propositioned for garage sale money Betsy had her own garage sale She leaves in the middle of her own sale to go to others Strangers coming to the door asking "How much?" Buying from your neighbors Tracking your childhood through your mom's eBay history list Honey if you miss it I'll find you another one next week at a garage sale Selling Legos a pound at a time Audio quality is up, I am really happy, let us know what you think Elliot's got an electric guitar out of the purchase The opporunities that I never had is what I want for kids If you've got it, it's ok The first step to Republicanism What are they paying for . . . social programs? Putting your kids needs right on top and first The blue house memories "I like this house, it's bigger and I like walking to school. When I get old Maggie's going to bury me in the backyard." Kris never moved as a kid Transients moving in and out when I was a kid in a small town Kris busts out small town speak - "druggie" Missy is the other colequial for a teenage mother Faith or Hope or Diamond or Princess Euphoria Kris won't tell when his vasectomy date is Funding your lifestyle with 8 kids plus Watching Big Love - Kris says, "Bluh. I don't get it." Betsy says, "Sopranos Salt Lake style." The gnats attack I just saw a gnat fly between your glasses and face