Croncast - 2006-04-14.mp3 Show: #215 Length: 40:58 Size: 28.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 14, 2006 Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word! Show Notes This humble home awaits demise and future teardown status. Kris goes old school with the intro; it feels good Go to Croncast.com and send an email with the contact form "I am a mommy" it sucks your energy You're not an iron worker Pummeled by child, feed this one feed this one Cabbage Patch Kids on eBay The iMac is a shiny something that maintains Betsy's attention like a racoon Cabbage patch kids with ink spots Loose PayPal card means mommy is working hard Old biddy pulls out vintage Cabbage Patch kids at Goodwill Betsy's amazing knowledge of worthless garage sale info that floats in Betsy's head If Betsy were the wizard she would be hugging the dolls Marketing My Size Barbies to the the friendless My size Barbie's cup overfloweth My Buddy dolls are worth some bucks I had a wagon that came out of the back of an El Camino (not really but a drag strip car) Chicago style rats living in our shed as a kid A pregnant rat from your worldly belongings We had septic, don't worry about it Sitting in a cloud of smoke watching Gator, "Don't worry son, you're safe, we got septic" Crazy ass chainsaw with monster truck tires A lumberjack should of had that chainsaw Manly men and powerful chainsaws for your wifes blackberry patch Taking care of the the sister Finding a rental in Naperville isn't a mommy's job Rubbing her head for the stressing me out look There has to be a line Fidning a rental over the internet What do you lose, Betsy? White Hen acostation where a nerd got put in his place Teardowns are not evil Kris says McMansion isn't fair term for the replacements Kmart would have been a luxury (though i would never wear the clothes from there) Betsy lays out her messed up youth and her liberal/conservative inner turmoil How the shows will affect Elliot Betsy wants stability, no moving, vacations and three squares a day She's got Bush on one shoulder and Pauly Shore on the other Every place is the same but a trade-off for some wierd bug or natural disaster Slugs in the North West Betsy will do whatever good Unitarians do on Good Friday How are they going to pay first months rent? Contest on Monday!! No idea what it is but the prize is a slightly used My Size Barbie