A SELTZER FOR EVERY OCASSION: We're over the guy with the sign

Published: April 14, 2021, 3:51 a.m.

Videos are the new GIFs. We're out on Dude with Sign, who is hella corporate smh. Speaking of corporate, we think we've found a good sponsor. DJ's rollerblading life is off to an interesting start. The new Mighty Ducks show is pleasant. How do you take your soda?