A classic New Girl whodunnit!! Who is trying to sabotage Jess\u2019s middle school dance? Is it one of the teachers\u2014forced to chaperone and paid only in hats? Was it one of the stragglers Nick bonds with in the parking lot, the bully Schmidt goes up against, or maybe even Jess herself who went out of her way to make it particularly painful on herself. Come find out who all ends up running through the parking lot and if the dance will go on!