\nHello future aliens listening to this time capsule! Welcome to our podcast from the past! In this fascinating episode, we discuss such exciting topics as Chris’s non-prescription glasses! Buying products from China! Appropriate breakfast foods! Gary’s love affair with eggs! Tofu! Using AI to improve our memory! Reasons why we shouldn’t drive with Gary! And we debate the wild hot topic: how many holes does a straw have?
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\nThis description was not written by an AI, but we’ve given up thinking that humans listen to this podcast and are solely targeting the aliens who will find it in the future.
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\n* Zenni Optical
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\n* Are you a one-holer a two-holer? \U0001f914 (TikTok)
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\n* Channel Tunnel (Wikipedia)
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\n* Dyson Sphere (binaryjazz.com)
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\n* Wonder Bread (Wikipedia)
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\n* See’s Candies (Wikipedia)
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\n* Shudder to Think (Spotify)
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\n* Comparing AI models: The \u201cwhat band am I thinking of?\u201d version (jazzsequence)
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\n* Introducing Gemini: our largest and most capable AI model (Google)
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\n* Mr Shelby on Quora
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\nIntro and outro music by Serpiente Negra Ensamble, (“Musurgia Universalis” and “D\xfczensiz Meksikali”) from their album El Murci\xe9lago. \xa9 2021 Serpiente Negra Ensamble. Used with permission.