Episode 295: Orgasm Leader Board (Kevin A. Patterson)

Published: June 19, 2024, 1:16 p.m.

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Has a bad breakup ever made you think \u2018the only way to get over someone is to get under someone else\u2019? Author and Ethical NonMonogamist Kevin A Patterson is feeling a bit lost and confused, so he grabs his Bang bag and orchestrates his own gender non-specific traveling hand orgy. For one entire day, he schedules tag team handjob deliveries, because making people feel good, feels good. So much driving, so many g-spots and vaginas\u2026and as the clock counts down, the competition is getting fierce. Who will rank #1 in orgasms on the dry erase board?

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Song: \u2018Trophy\u2019 (Charli XCX)

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About the Storyteller:

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Kevin Patterson is an active member of the Philadelphia polyamory community. He's been practicing Ethical NonMonogamy since 2002 after opening up a relationship that eventually became his marriage.\xa0

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In April of 2015, Kevin started Poly Role Models, an interview series for people describing their experiences with polyamory. Poly Role Models was part of a drive and a desire to change the way our lives and communities are viewed. To continue that discussion of polyamorous representation, Kevin has extended the blog's work into the writing of the book, Love's Not Color Blind: Race and Representation in Polyamorous and Other Alternative Communities. Along with co-writer Alana Phelan, Kevin launched a sci-fi novel series, For Hire, Operator that centers characters of color as well as other marginalized identities.

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Want more of Kevin?

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/polyrolemodels/

Website: https://www.kevinapatterson.com/

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Group Sex | Ethical NonMonogamy l Polyamory l Race l Open Relationship l Sex Education l Philadelphia l Orgy l Bruises l Powderpuff Girls l Threesome l Tag Team l Handjob l Road Trip l Fists of Fury l Excel Spreadsheet l Wrestling l St. Andrews Cross l Fuck Truck l Craftsman Toolchest l Hockey Puck l Breakup l Hands On l POC l Play Party l

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Episode links:

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This Friday, June 21st is our Portland, Oregon LIVE Bawdy (2 shows!) AND it\u2019ll be LIVESTREAMed

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2 individual back-to-back shows:

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7:30 PM: Tickets for

Bawdy Storytelling (the curated show):
https://tinyurl.com/BawdyPDX0621Curated

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10:30 PM: Tickets for

Tickets for BawdySlam (Tell YOUR story - and Win Prizes!)

https://tinyurl.com/BawdySlamPDX


(Save $10 when you buy the BOTH SHOWS Option)

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At 7:30 PM, it's our infamous curated sex and storytelling show, with polished & curated stories, original music and our custom Bang-O game to help you make new open-minded friends.\xa0

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And at 10:30 PM, Wanna tell a story at Bawdy? Put your name in the hat to tell your own true 5 minute story of sex, kink, gender or body image. You can win Sexy prizes!

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Performers for the 7:30 PM Curated Bawdy include:

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\u2022 Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

\u2022 Sex Geek & Relationship Coach Reid Mihalko

\u2022 Dance Naked & Plan V's Eleanor O'Brien

\u2022 Everywhere is Queer's Charlie Sprinkman

\u2022 Black Man of Trans Experience & VanLifer, Rocky Lane

\u2022 Music by Mark Growden

\u2022 Play Bang-O to make New Friends - & Win Prizes

\u2022 Win Prizes from Le Wand & B-Vibe

\u2022 Win Prizes from Uberlube & Lovely Planet

\u2022 Sexy Cocktails & Food available

  • Join us for the Best First Date EVER
  • Bawdy can help you find your People!

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In Review:

  • Friday, June 21st, 2024 (7:30 & 10:30 Bawdy shows)
  • At Curious Comedy Theater
    5225 NE Martin Luther King Jr Blvd, Portland, OR 97211

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Important Question:

I am considering ending the Bawdy podcast at 300 episodes. It\u2019s been over 7 years now\u2026 Is this thing on? I wanna hear from you\u2026my email is BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

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If you love Bawdy, I need to hear from you. Now, as this decision will affect both of us. Podcasting is a lot of work, and I\u2019m wondering if I should put my energy to use in some other way.

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The Financial costs to produce a podcast are a bit part of my indecision. If you want to ensure this podcast continues,

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Storycoaching: I wanna work with you on your Personal Story/Keynote/Solo show/Wedding/You name it! Storytelling is essential to your personal and work life. Right now I\u2019m offering private coaching on Zoom\u2026 Want to work on your personal branding? (your dating profile, website, etc). Want my help to develop the story line for your documentary? to help craft personal stories for the stage? I can help you live the life that you\u2019ve always dreamed about: communicating with clarity, landing your dream job, feeling more confident when you speak socially and on stage, and discovering what makes you tick (storytelling is so good for figuring out what drives you).

Whether it\u2019s getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning how to use brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let\u2019s make it happen.

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Here\u2019s one now: \u201cOkay hear me out, THIS PERFUME IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. I will probably never buy perfume from another shop. That\u2019s how good these are. #bawdygotmelaid is so sexy, so sweet, so delicious. The Amber and ylang ylang is what sold me, and it did not disappoint!\u201d - Carlie

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Upcoming Story Workshops: My new workshop \u2018Storytelling to Get the Sex* You Want\u2019 is coming soon. I\u2019ll be announcing the date - and share the ticket link\u2026Stay Tuned!

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AND: My Secret System Storytelling Workshops are returning - and this time, you can attend either online, or live and in-person! Registration will be offered to newsletter subscribers first, so sign up now. But I have 2 different workshops. Which one is best for you?

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      • How to Be Fascinating: Dixie\u2019s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling (perfect for parties and social events, getting better at speaking up at work, and dealing with the social anxiety of public speaking)

        \u2022\xa0 \xa0 How to Be Bawdy: Dixie\u2019s Secret System for Uncensored Storytelling (learn how to tell stories the way that Bawdy storytellers do, esp sharing your personal story in an inclusive, detailed yet relatable way. Special topics will include polyamory stories, kink stories, illustrating consent in your story, transporting your audience into a scene, and more)

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Where should I bring Bawdy next?

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

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Podcast Producer: Roman Den Houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Video & Livestream support from Donal Mooney

Bawdy\u2019s Creator & Host is Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your s*x-positive podcast collective!

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