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Ever been hit on in a gay bar by an Olympic Gymnast with a fetish for older men? Writer and cartoonist Michael Patrick Duggan is feeling tired and single, and he\u2019s ready to pack it in (why do they keep playing Gwen Stefani here, anyway?) when an Angel flies in from Planet Blowjob and invites him home to see his jockstrap. Things look promising until the gymnast whips out some Japanese tequila and becomes an elven wizard, and now the cops are on the way. Aren\u2019t we ever gonna get to the gay stuff? #PoleVault #Chernobyl #IKnowHowThisWorksImIrish

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Song: \u2018Get Some\u2019 (Ghosted)

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About the Storyteller:

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Michael Patrick Duggan is a writer and cartoonist. His latest novel is Poison & Power: Goldenheart Mysteries Book 1. He is also known for his coloring book series, including Mythical Women, Mandalas & Punctuation Marks, Myths & Monsters: Books 1 thru 3, and Moon Princesses & Space Monsters.

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Find out more about Michael Patrick at:

HYPERLINK "http://mpatrickduggan.net/"mpatrickduggan.net

Get his coloring books and novel at

HYPERLINK "https://www.amazon.com/M-Patrick-Duggan/e/B072NCKHNZ"https://www.amazon.com/M-Patrick-Duggan/e/B072NCKHNZ

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

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Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker

Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!

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