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Have you ever used Google Drive to negotiate your most elaborate scenes? When beloved Bawdy musician Rachel Lark meets new flame Tim on Tinder, they defeat their long distance woes with shared spreadsheets containing links to kinky video inspiration for their next date with requested words or phrases, potential triggers, sexy outfits and props to purchase, and more. But when they go off-script in a rented dungeon, they both learn that spontaneity can be surprisingly hot. #UnboxMe #Spreadsheets\xa0 #RTFM #LowBattery #OrgasmControl #GoodbyeQuake

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Song: \u2018The Manual Says\u2019 (Rachel Lark)

About the Storyteller:

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Rachel Lark is a (formerly) Oakland-based singer/songwriter and the writer of the new musical,\xa0Coming Soon, which premiered in San Francisco in April 2022. Her music has been featured on Billboard, Upworthy, Boing Boing, Salon.com, The Savage Lovecast and more. She's been a long-time musical guest at Bawdy Storytelling, but this was Rachel Lark\u2019s storytelling debut.\xa0

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To learn more about Rachel Lark, check out

patreon.com/rachellark

And

www.rachellark.com

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Episode links:

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Goodbye to Quake, the World\u2019s Best Dog: He was the Love of my Life, and I\u2019ll never get over this loss. If you wanna help out with Quake\u2019s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at\xa0

https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint

(Doing my job is so damn hard right now. I just wanna bury my face in his fur and grieve)

P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3

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After almost 3 Years, Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: We\u2019ve got a new venue, we\u2019ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story?) and we\u2019re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy\u2019s return, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

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Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let\u2019s make a plan. As a sponsor, you\u2019ll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you\u2019ll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let\u2019s do this thing, y\u2019all!

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Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy\u2019s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It\u2019s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

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Not a fan of Patreon?\xa0

Want to support Bawdy in another way?\xa0

Below are donation links to make that easy:

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Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

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Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said \u2018OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!\u2019 Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let\u2019s make it happen.

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Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You\u2019ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There\u2019s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

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Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it\u2019s a place to discuss the podcast\u2019s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you\u2019re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you\u2019ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

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Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!\xa0

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