Pop some No-Doz for this one \u2013 we go from best to worst in a single week! We\u2019re dialing our time machine back to 1996 for the much-ado-about-nothing film Crossworlds. Ah, the 90s. It was a simpler time, as the horribly dated CG will show you. Plot and logic were also out the window, because when you have an artifact that lets you travel the multiverse, why NOT waste it dicking around in the desert and an office building the whole time? Josh Charles fizzles as a too-reluctant hero who\u2019d rather stay at home and not pay his parking tickets, Andrea Roth tries to channel Cynthia Rothrock\u2019s karate kicks, but can only execute them at a Cleopatra 2525 level, and Rutger Hauer fails as the mentor who\u2019s on his asshole period. Add in a supervillain with demigod-like powers, but no idea how to use them and you get a movie that\u2019s way more fun to talk about than watch. Love it or hate it though, don\u2019t puke around here \u2013 you\u2019ll turn inside-out.\n\n--- \n\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bmoviebreakdown/support