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Welcome to the At The Flicks Awards show.\n\nWhat, I hear you cry \u2013 not another one.\xa0\xa0Ah, but this is not just any awards show.\xa0\xa0This is the At The Flicks ALTERNATIVE Awards show.\xa0\xa0It\u2019s like the Razzies except we don\u2019t pick on children \u2013 although Jeff sees everyone else as fair game, especially Neil!\xa0\n\nBe afraid, as we let Jeff write the script again this year.\xa0\xa0That\u2019s why the show is late being delivered to you.\xa0\xa0You see, we had to run it past our lawyers first.\xa0\xa0It took months for them to check over the details, which resulted in some of the awards having to be removed from this recording and put in the At The Flicks vault, never to be heard again (although Graham has said we can be bribed).\xa0\xa0During the consultation period, things got so tense with our team of lawyers, one left us to work for Donald Trump instead.\xa0\xa0His parting words were \u201cTrump is sane compared to you lot\u201d!\n\nAs we said, Jeff wrote most of the script for these awards, with one exception. That exception is the one Graham insisted on writing and presenting.\xa0\xa0It is of course, his most look forward to moment on the show \u2013 the annual Mel Gibson Movie Of The Year award.\xa0\xa0To be fair, this year there were many options.\xa0\xa0Although it went a bit far when Graham said he wanted to present The Mel with an award for each of the nominations, as he couldn\u2019t pick just one film.\xa0\xa0When we told him that wasn\u2019t possible, Graham initially stormed off the red carpet, almost tripping over his little Gucci creation as he went.\xa0\xa0Luckily, we were able to get him back by waving a signed copy of Braveheart near him.\xa0\xa0I guess if we had known this show would be coming out around Easter, we could have used The Passion Of The Christ instead.\n\nAs for the other awards we are allowed to share with you, they are:\n\n- The Star Wars Award For The Most Pointless Sequel\n- The Braveheart Award For The Most Annoying Re-Writing Of History\n- The Hobbit Trilogy Award For The Most Gratuitous Cash-In\n- The Heaven\u2019s Gate Award For The Most Embarrassing Failure\n- The Steven Seagal Award For The Actor You Don\u2019t Want To See Next Year \u2013 this year awarded to a previous winner, with the warning of three strikes and you\u2019re out\n- The Boris Johnson Award For The Family Film Of The Year\xa0\n- The Frank Die Hard 2 Award For The Most Unbelievable Plot Developments\n\nAll other awards have been removed to prevent lengthy court cases.\n\nTune in to find out who was nominated and who won.\xa0\xa0Sadly, no one turned up to collect their award in person.\xa0\xa0Neil took them away promising to send them on.\xa0\xa0We are still waiting for proof of sending.\n\nAs an added bonus, we also reveal to you what our review team are most looking forward to seeing at the cinema this year.\xa0\xa0There are a couple of surprises in that list.\n\nWhat about you dear listener, what are you most looking forward to seeing in what is left of 2023? Please drop us a line and tell us.\xa0\n\nWho knows, if your film list corresponds with ours, we might see you At The Flicks.