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\\u201cDo not mock the Godsh!\\u201d
\\nThe Arts Union Science podcast returns for the third episode of our Grant Renewal Volume. Join your corresponding author (Tyler D. R. Vance) and this week\\u2019s returning very-qualified personnel (Emily L. Vance) as they sail across the sea with 1000 hot takes on \\u201cTroy\\u201d \\u2013 the 2004 epic by Wolfgang Petersen \\u2013 in tow. Along the way, they\\u2019ll exorcise some Trojan horse-like quotes from their noggins, prattle on about the beauty of Troy\\u2019s music and action sequences when combined, and throw shade at a literary masterpiece that has been around for thousands of years.
\\nIf you\\u2019d like to leave a review of our findings, feel free to email us at artsunionscience@gmail.com. You can tell us if you accept our findings, accept them with revisions, or outright reject them. You can also find our small community on Facebook. Our theme music comes from bklanny, Youtube musician extraordinaire.
\\nJoin us for more episodes of the Arts Union Science Volume 5, releasing every two weeks on Spotify, Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, and more.
\\n\\u201cDo you know what\\u2019s there, waiting beyond that beach? Immortality. Take it, it\\u2019s yours!\\u201d *twist the sword*
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