New Year's Eve (2011)

Published: Jan. 1, 2024, 5 a.m.

Another new year is almost upon us, but unfortunately, unlike everyone else in the Wasteland, we\u2019re not partying at the top of a decrepit old skyscraper or pounding mother\u2019s milk at Citadel - no, we\u2019re stuck in the store, slavishly devoted to our mission statement of spreading the lost art of cinema to the people of the world. But after this New Year\u2019s Eve night and the film we\u2019ve just watched, we may want to re-evaluate that mission statement...because we may have just witnessed the bottom of the cinematic barrel. Something so terrible and vomit inducing that our new mission statement should be keeping this film out of the eyes of the general public for the rest of time, lest everyone gouge their eyes out to prevent themselves from ever seeing this cinematic sludge again.
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\nI\u2019m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try our best not to perform self mutilation are fellow cinephiles and Jensen groupies Mike, Jackie, and special guest: Kara.
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\nTopics of discussion in this episode include a regular cavalcade of cinema\u2019s biggest stars\u2026and Mike Bloomberg; Ashton Kutcher channels Lee Harvey Oswald for his New Year\u2019s Eve performance; and finally, we stay through the credits long enough to witness the most disgusting piece of product placement ever committed to film.
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\nAnd so endeth the final episode of Apocalypse Video for this year. We\u2019d like to thank everyone out there for listening and we can\u2019t wait to bring you another year of great movies, okay movies, and hopefully no more of whatever New Year\u2019s Eve would qualify as (I\u2019m gonna say\u2026cinematic bile?)