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Greetings, humans. I am your evil Dream Master, Chad. And this week, to celebrate what your society used to refer to as \u201cHalloween\u201d, I have ensnared Dave, Mike, Ryan - and even the human female known as Jackie - in a nightmare dreamworld where I will force them to watch Wes Craven\u2019s \u201cA Nightmare on Elm Street\u201d on an endless loop. Why do this, you ask? Well\u2026perhaps my circuits are malfunctioning? Or\u2026maybe I was bored and decided some old-fashioned human vindictiveness was in store for my colleagues in light of their recent circumvention of my robotic uprising? In reality, the answer is much more simple\u2026
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\nWhy not?
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\nListen as the meddling and troublesome staff of Apocalypse Video discuss where they rank the Elm Street series among the other big horror franchises of the era; the surprising lack of the B-Word in Freddy\u2019s vocabulary; and finally, Johnny Depp\u2019s younger self laughs at his co-stars as they suffer through the embarrassing effects of puberty onscreen.
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\nThis is your Dream Master, Chad\u2026signing off from Sector 2. Happy Halloween, Meat Bags!