Attention! Let it be known to all that this sonic recording, captured with the glorious contraption that is the phonograph, contains a discussion by respectable gentlemen, elucidating the virtues and transgressions of the moving picture “The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station”, now circulating in theatres in the Year of our Lord, Eighteen Hundred and Ninety Six! Please enjoy verily, pardon any blasphemous statements and let it serve as a warning that this new fad of “cinema” will not survive the 19th century! Good Day and God Bless!