the pornstar bonus

Published: Feb. 9, 2015, 5:09 p.m.

b'Turns out Grammys are a big fundraising event for both republicans and democrats in congress; sam smith won big by ripping off tom petty; brian williams is suspending himself; three women set up a massive prison break in brazil by having an orgy with prison guards; a chinese company offered their empoyee of the year a choice: a night with a pornstar or a brand new porche; funkhouser would pick the porche.'