The Manson Matrimony

Published: Nov. 18, 2014, 5:06 p.m.

b"Charles Manson is getting married to a hot 26 year old and you still don't have a girlfriend; Teacher shows up to school drunk, assaults a student and pees himself; Illegal immigrant pleads guilty to tranporting a child for sex in the US; Funkhouser has compatible bacteria with his girlfriend."