Terminal Terminal

Published: April 7, 2008, 7:50 p.m.

Clive James gets hot under the collar at the prospect of mobile phones on planes but shares his joy over the disastrous opening of Heathrow\u2019s Terminal 5 \u2013 and tells us why it\u2019s the most fun he\u2019s had since the night the Millennium Dome opened.