Episode 38: That's Babies

Published: Nov. 3, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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“Baby City”
\\nTrad., to the tune of “Tabula Rasa” by Arvo P\\xe4rt

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\\nBabies are special
\\nbabies are tough
\\nbabies have smooth skin
\\nNE-VER rough!
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\\nHave you been to this place
\\nthis magical land
\\nwhere everyone’s a baby
\\n(baby hearts, baby hands
\\nbaby hearts, baby hands
\\nbaby hearts, baby hands)
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\\nBaby policeman!
\\nBaby D.A.!
\\nBaby court-appointed defense attorney!
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\\nBaby bus driver!
\\nBaby hobo!
\\nIncredible babies
\\nGo babies go!
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Also: No thanks twins, Paregoric, Whaddaburger, Pacific Rims, airplane cures, can you pause it, toy robot, the miracle of childbirth, tubs, dilation-related study materials, music jokes.

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