The Lamest Show On Earth (Part 1)

Published: June 18, 2021, 11:28 p.m.

b'Welcome to TrueAnon Presents: The Lamest Show on Earth, a three-part mini series on the phenomenon that is Tesla Motors and the carnival barker at the center of its show: Elon Musk. We\\u2019ve often said that Jeffrey Epstein offers us a lens through which to view larger networks of power and influence and ways to ascertain how they operate and impact the world. The story of Tesla Motors offers us the same opportunity: how a nerdy dot-com gold chaser hacked the self-satisfied neoliberal green political regime and orchestrated a cacophonous symphony of thirsty social media marketeers, auto industry executives, captured and bought off media, and the bull market ride of the century. At the center of all of this is the pied piper of the redditmen, our very own epic bacon PT Barnum \\u2014\\xa0Elon Musk \\u2014\\xa0who rightly understands that branding really is everything and that so long as you can keep the music going the party doesn\\u2019t have to end. Now that Tesla has a gun to the head of the American economy, there\\u2019s only one question left: how long can the show go on? \\n\\nIn Pt 1 we begin with the bizarre history of Elon\\u2019s family, the origin story of Tesla Motors and the weird wild birthplace of both modern conservatism and progressive neoliberalism, California. Featuring: chiropractors, Ronald Reagan, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, divorced guys, Italian nuclear physicists, tightrope performers, bearded ladies and The Coca-Cola Company.'