13: All of 2020 is Cancelled Until Further Notice, US Women’s Soccer Goes After Their Gold, and TikTok Goes See-Through

Published: March 12, 2020, 9 p.m.

This is the episode where we find out everything is cancelled, don’t bother leaving the house; US Women’s Soccer is literally fighting sexist pigs, TikTok swears it’s going to show you all the goods under the table, Don’t touch your damn face; and if you can make it this long breaking the law, you get an award.