This is the one where Biden wins yet again but Bernie’s like, son – I’m not done; Harvey “the pervvy rapist” Weinstein gets 23 big ones in the clink; Airlines are losing big time, so they’re finally cleaning the planes; The UK decides to tax that ass on American social media & internet companies; and Billie Eilish switches up her image while succinctly saying, “Don’t watch me, watch TV.”