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• A young moose caused a stir when it wandered into the lobby of a hospital in Anchorage, Alaska, this week, prompting security personnel to tread carefully in their efforts to remove the animal.
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• Michelle Collins says she is terrified to enter her kitchen every morning because of the grey squirrels which have been living in her house for the last three years.Evading the efforts of pest controllers, they have chewed up her doors and skirting boards and have eaten her dogs' food.
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• While preparing for a jog on Friday, a woman was bulldozed by a \\u201cmale bovine\\u201d in Maine, according to a statement from the Farmington Chief of Police Kenneth Charles.The 43-year-old woman told police the bull charged her, lifting her by its horns while she was getting ready for a jog along the Whistle Stop Trail in West Farmington. She escaped by running into the trees and sustained non-life-threatening injuries.
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