Soberuary, Day 1

Published: Feb. 1, 2017, 8:04 p.m.

b"Shawn starts the show calling out Jack Bradshaw for stealing the nice couch from the control room. C-Lane and Sabrina aren't drinking for a month. A news article claims that pork belly reserves are at a record low which may affect access to bacon. A man who is documenting his mother's fight with dementia reaches a turning point. Donald Trump sounds like he's pretending when discussing black leaders. Sabrina has breaking news."