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Tonight's packed show veers from Ziggy Stardust's roadcrew to Jody Morris to Drogba's enthusiastic arse-stroking. Joining Phil Daniels this week is 'bird watcher' Ceri Levy, AVB sympathiser Andy Saunders and part-time tweeting Chelsea mascot Rick XXX. Come and get more involved at chelseapodcast.net (we have no knowledge of who sold Jacob Mellis the smoke grenade, so don't ask us).