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Art shredded after being auctioned off
Country music is rich people pretending to be poor
A California roll is the chicken nuggets of sushi.
Santa gives better presents to wealthier kids
People who buckle their seatbelts are more likely to die from cancer
There was probably be an influx of pets named Yoda in the last couple weeks.
If sugar were discovered in 2019 it wouldn\'t pass health regulations.
When a starving predator is chasing prey they are both running for their lives.
Everyone would love puberty if it took you to a "Customize your Character" Screen
Cringing at your past self shows self improvement
You never notice how narrowly you avoid objects in your house until they are moved slightly.
A fox is an animal running cat software on a dog
Men\'s pain is telepathic when someone gets hit in the balls
There are billions of lasers that missed their targets zipping through the Star Wars galaxy.
You have to be somewhat smart to know how dumb you are
Spilling hot coffee on yourself wakes you up way faster than drinking it.
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