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Curtis and Jordan (With our dad's as our guests: Corky & Jim) discuss being dads, being sons, random topics/stories, get to know our dads better, and of course shower thoughts.

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Links discussed in episode:

Fathers Day facts 

Gut Biome Absorbs Medications

Roundup

Senolytics

Monsanto lobbyist claims roundup is safe to drink

Porn Sites in Hong Kong Shut Down to Encourage People to Protest

Glyphosate Used to Speed Up Wheat Harvest

After the 2 million strong march that we had in Hong Kong today, some protesters made sure to stay behind and clean up the trash along the route! They even sorted the garbage by type! (Source: South China Morning Post)

Mark Twain Quote:

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in 7 years.”

Shower Thoughts

If you are cautious enough to carry one of those pointy car window-breakers in case you drive your car into a lake, you are probably cautious enough to not drive your car into a lake in the first place.

Flat Earthers would start the Round Earth Society if there was proof that Earth is flat.

DNA kits are a risky idea for a Father’s Day present.

When you drop your phone, you have created "Schrödingers phone" bc you don't know if the screen is cracked or not until you check.

How do vampires always look so well groomed if they can’t see themselves in the mirror.

There is probably at least one white guy, adopted and raised in China, who speaks English with a Chinese accent and strangers just assume he’s a total asshole

Everyone assumes Dr. Pepper is a man

If alternate dimensions exist for each possibility, then all stories are true.

When you buy something online you're trading electrons for molecules

All cockroaches can fly but only a select few actually figure it out

Dad Jokes

Today I wished my dad a Happy Father’s Day. His Response: Thanks son. I couldn’t have done it without you!

Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers. Arnold Schwarzenegger said, “I’ll be Bach!”

If I ever ran into a big cat in the jungle, I'd probably puma pants.

When marijuana is legalized, all the money raised through taxes should go into road repair. It would be called “operation pot holes”

A Father is someone who puts... Pictures where his money used to be.

There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

What do you call a hundred centipedes? A dollar-edge

What happens when you drop a duck egg on the ground? It quacks.

The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo. That’s Cole’s Law.