The Ndombelessance

Published: Jan. 30, 2021, 2 p.m.

Patty & Acid weigh in on Ndombele’s wizardly ways as well as Sonny’s takeover of the Twittersphere. Plus answers to: How do we feel about Jose being an Aquarius? What football-centric KDrama premise is Netflix totally overlooking? What shit does Jan like?

First Half

Sonny’s emoji free-association exercise 

Spurs Korea gets their own Twitter

Sonny gets his own emoji

Sonny’s overly orchestrated interview 

Preview - Shit Jan Likes: that Tweet him and Dier crashing SONSational  


Halftime

Marine 0 - Spurs 5

Sheffield United 1 - Spurs 3

Wycombe 1 - Spurs 4

Spurs 1 - Liverpool 2


Second Half

Ndombele: NdomBALLER, the Midfield Magician, A THREAD, the two wild Wycombe goals, the 2021 Puskas Winner 

LOL Jose: the unexpected Aquarius, a dig at Oil 

That foot tennis video

Shit Jan Likes: a lot of bitcoin and concussion subs


BBs of the Week


Kate Kane’s chic baby bump and hypnobirth 

Super Jan’s super BB Boi 

Tito Gio the best pillow 

Aurier’s BB Girl

Sissoko’s Lily on her first day of school 

Alex Morgan’s BB Girl Charlie

Acid: Charlie BB Girl Charlie

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