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Published: Dec. 25, 2019, 7:45 a.m.

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Join Michael Moore for a RUMBLE Christmas sing-along! The lyrics are below and are slightly altered to match the times we live in.

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Merry Christmas!

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1. Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

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Rudy, the red nosed lawyer

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Had a very shiny nose

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That\\u2019s cause of where he put it

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Right up in, well, you know.

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All of the other Trumpsters

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Used to roll their eyes and sneer

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As Rudy hung out in Ukraine

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Hoping to deliver a smear.

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Then one foggy winter\\u2019s day

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Donald came to say

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Rudy with your nose so bright

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Won\\u2019t you tell more lies tonight

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Then all the Trumpsters loved him

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And they shouted out with glee \\u2014

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\\u201cRudy the red-nosed lawyer

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You\\u2019ll go down in infamy!\\u201c

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2. Nancy Pelosi Is Coming to Town

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Oh, you better watch out

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You better not cry

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You better not pout

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I\\u2019m telling you why

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Nancy Pelosi is coming to town!

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She\\u2019s making a list

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Checking it twice

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Gonna find out who\\u2019s working for ICE

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Nancy Pelosi is coming to town.

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She sees you when you\\u2019re sleeping

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She knows when you\\u2019re awake

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She knows what else is in that server \\u2014

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And she knows you're on the take!

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You better watch out

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You better not try

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To hold a fake trial

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I\\u2019m telling you why \\u2014

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Nancy will kick your ass!

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3. Silent Night 

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Silent Night!

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Holy Night!

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Fox is gone.

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Murdoch\\u2019s left town.

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Tucker and Hannity \\u2014

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Nobody cares.

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Fox and Friends

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Are lost in Times Square

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Sleep in heavenly peace!

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Trump will be joining you soon!

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4. White Christmas

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I\\u2019m dreaming of a White Owner

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Just like the owners we\\u2019ve known before

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Where they fire Colin Kaepernick

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For taking a knee

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Cause he didn\\u2019t like cops shooting black kids in the snow.

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I\\u2019m dreaming of a White Owner

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With every Christmas card I write.

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May Colin\\u2019s days be merry and bright \\u2014

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And may all you owners take flight.

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5. Jared the No-Man 

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Jared the No-man

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He brought peace to the Middle East!

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He brought happiness to all the world

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And he never even said a peep!

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Jared the No-man

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He fixed climate change!

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With a wink and a nod and a twitch of his eye

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The entire earth was saved!

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But then one day his father-in-law called

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And told him to stay away -

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Ivanka would now run the world!

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\\u201cPack your bags, she\\u2019s mine today!\\u201d

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Jared the No-man knew he had no choice that day \\u2014

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So he waved goodbye,

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Saying \\u201cdon't you cry,

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I\\u2019ll be fine in East LA.!\\u201d

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6. Joy to the World 

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Joy to the world!

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The Trump is impeached!

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And soon we\\u2019ll get Pence too!

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What will Mitch McConnell do?!

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What will Stephen Miller do?!

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Run and hide then go to jail?

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Run and hide then go to jail?

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Run and hide then go to jail?

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Run and hide, run and hide

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Then go to jail!

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