Sex tape politician calls in, Tom Brady compares NFL to military deployment, & more
b"Tom Brady compares NFL season to going away on deployment in the military. Did Jeffrey fail a grade? Janitor caught on camera dipping his dong into a woman's water bottle, infecting her with STD. Couple are arrested after throwing kitten like a frisbee off Florida beach. James Corden couldn't name a single cameraman on his own show. Is Bill Murray a dick? Politician, Mike Itkis, calls in after leaking his own sex tape."