JLR eating two week old nuggets, Is 5G causing the coronoavirus, & more

Published: March 16, 2020, 3 p.m.

Rover is still holed up in his coronavirus bunker. The government is shutting down bars and restaurants over the coronavirus. Dieter is freaking out because gyms might close. Jeffrey is caught eating two week old chicken nuggets. Dumb and Mattitude are stuggling because they can't work their second jobs. Mattitude is bleeding everywhere. Is 5G causing the coronoavirus? NFL has a new collective bargaining agreement. Dumb's kid has a fever.