Unelectable That's what you are Unelectable In Brooklyn Or Kandahar Like a lump of dung that clings to me How the thought of u makes me shit + pee Never before has someone been such a freak to me Unelectable on any day From here to eternity, that's how you'll play That's why man bro' it's regretable That someone so friggin' unelectable Thinks they're so goddamned delectable