West flies east to helsinki East flies east to meet tinki-winki West trashes europe then flees to rinky-dinky East awaits west and will wreak helblinki Trump lies from west to east Putin lies from east to west Helsinki will spawn forth a new disease Rinky-dinky rules the day like a summer's breeze Mendacity and audacity is endless capacity Sagacity and scarcity can't hold with alacrity Pomposity and verbosity flattens all with finality Trumposity and donald-catastrophe is all but a technicality Vladi takes Donnie by the arm & cooos Sweet american - come talk a walk among the trees Donnie entones back to Puti - sugar, let's take off our shoes And slip away - steal away - like a sweet summer's breeze The two push thru the french doors and down the lawn Make their way quickly to the edge of the estate Taking a path into the woods - disappear like a pair of fawn With Putin's hand clapsed around trump's - as they make their escape Then all is quiet - all is clear - all is as it was Night fall comes - then morning light breaks the darkness Out come staggering trump + putin - feeling the buzz And one can hear the Donald supplicate to Puti with snarkness You didn't have to be so rough - so - off the cuff But, Puti, sweetie, know that I will not let you down And I'll always remember our time together on the ground The whole time together and not one single frown Puti, give me something to remember - yes, your sweet Russian lips Oh, Vladi - take me - I am all yours - reach for my hips Trump, you're my American muffin - I'm your Russian lovin' I own you - you're my little American puffinstuffin Puti, give me something to remember - yes, you