TRUMP — HIS GREAT WHITE HOPE/DOPE!

Published: April 24, 2017, 3:30 a.m.

Trump/Drumpf Knows Only One Tactic  “Rope-A-Dope” He’s Got More Shuck + Jive Than Don King On Steroids!   Trump Should’ve Been A Boxing Promoter Putting A “Spin” On A Bout With Two Fighting “Stiffs” As The Fight Of The Century   The “Catch” Is To Feature A Great White Hope A White Boxer With A Fighting Chance Of Becoming A World Champion That Somehow Last 15 Rounds With His Face Fully Intact!   The Fight Would Take Place At One Of Trump’s Defunked Casinos The White Fighter Would Look Like Rocky The Champion Like Apollo Creed   The White Fighter Was “Pulled” From The Mean Streets Of Brooklyn/Queens Trump’s Team Would Supplement This Fighter With A Steady Stream Of Steroids & HGH Injections   Trump Would Also “Second” As The Ring Announcer “Ladies & Gentlemen, The Heavyweight Championship Of The Universe” In This Corner Hammering Sledge Hammer Johnson In That Corner Buzz Saw Jackson   Trump Ain’t In It For The Long-Term Just Long Enough To Work His “Rope-A-Dope” Snag Enough Idiot-Paying Patrons To Watch A Human Spectacle Of Full-Blown Chicanery   Trump Could Make It A 5-Bout Production His White Fighter Fighting 4 Others Then, With Each “Win” Finally Moving On To The Heavyweight Title Bout With The World Champion   The Title Fight Would Be At The Taj Mahal  Trump’s Former Bankrupt Casino — (Now Under New/Better Management) Trump’d Be The Ring Announcer Himself Guaranteeing The “Fight Of The Century”!