I can't get no legislation, I can't get no legislation 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I can't get no, I can't get no When I'm drivin' my golf cart, and Paul Ryan come on the radio He's tellin' me more and more about some useless legislation Supposed to rile my imagination I can't get no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey That's what I say I can't get no legislation, I can't get no legislation 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I can't get no, I can't get no When I'm watchin' FOX tv and a bimbo comes on and tells me How ORANGE my HAIR can be But, I ain't a real man 'cause i don't snort The same coke as Sean Hannity I can't get no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey That's what I say I can't get no legislation, no get hollywood access reaction 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I can't get no, I can't get no When I'm ridin' round the world And I'm doin' this and I'm signin' that And I'm tryin' to make it with Putin, who tells me Trumpy, better come back, maybe next week Can't you see Trumpy, you're on a losing streak I can't get no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey That's what I say, I can't get no, I can't get no I can't get no legislation, no legislation No legislation, no legislation