Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of stealth and haste Been around for 70-odd yr Drove many men's soul to waste I was 'round when Jeb Bush Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Putin Dirtied his hands to put me @ White House gate Pleased to meet u Hope u guess my name But what's puzzling u Is the nature of my game Hung around St. Petersburg Till I saw was time to make a big financial change Killed Bill Maher - God, I'm sinister As Hillary Clinton screamed in vain Rode a Russian tank Slept with a Moscow skank When the trolling raged And the voting staged Pleased to meet u, hope you guess my name Ah, what's puzzling u, Is the nature of my game I watched in glee, while poor Hillary Fought me on stage, 'gainst the bill of goods I made I shouted out, who allowed such obscenity? When after all, was my base & nazi tv Oh, allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of stealth you must foresake I ensnare FOX-TV carnivors, whose brains I bake before landing in Tampa Bay Pleased to meet u, hope u guess my name But what's puzzling u, is the nature of my game Pleased to meet u, must confess my true aim It's all about confusing u, cause, it's the nature of my game Just as the GOP is so criminal, and all my base are shits As heads will roll, just call me Lucifer 'Cause, shit, I'm in need of real restraint So if u meet me, have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste U better use your liberal politick, or I'll turn your soul to gutter waste Pleased to meet u, trust you know my fame What's that you're now guzzling, are u trying to forget the existence of my name