Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of stealth and haste Been around for 70-odd year Drove many men's soul to waste I was 'round when Jeb Bush Had his moment of doubt & pain & now because of Putin Stare out a white house window @ rain Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is just the nature of my game Hung around St. Petersburg Till Putin gave me some big-time change I killed Bill Maher - God, I'm so sinister As Hillary saw me go full-deranged Rode a Russian tank Fucked a Moscow skank While the trolling raged & my election was staged Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name Ah, what's puzzling you is Will democracy ever be the same I watched in glee, while poor Hillary Went looking for emails - after a Russian burglary I shouted out Who allowed such obscenity? When after all Was my base & nazi tv Allow me to introduce myself, In bad health & a total fake I prey on FOX-TV viewers Turning their brains into corn flakes Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you is That I have absolutely no shame Pleased to meet you Must confess my true aim It's all about confusing you Till I throw you on to the flame Just as the GOP's criminal & all my supporters shits As heads start to roll Just call me Lucifer 'Cause, hell I'm in need of real restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy & some taste Or i'll screw your liberal politick & turn your soul into utter waste