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Please allow me to introduce myself\n\nI'm a man of stealth and haste\n\nBeen around for 70-odd year\n\nDrove many men's soul to waste\n\nI was 'round when Jeb Bush\n\nHad his moment of doubt & pain\n\n& now because of Putin\n\nStare out a white house window @ rain\n\nPleased to meet you\n\nHope you guess my name\n\nBut what's puzzling you\n\nIs just the nature of my game\n\nHung around St. Petersburg\n\nTill Putin gave me some big-time change\n\nI killed Bill Maher - God, I'm so sinister\n\nAs Hillary saw me go full-deranged\n\nRode a Russian tank\n\nFucked a Moscow skank\n\nWhile the trolling raged\n\n& my election was staged\n\nPleased to meet you\n\nHope you guess my name\n\nAh, what's puzzling you is\n\nWill democracy ever be the same\n\nI watched in glee, while poor Hillary\n\nWent looking for emails - after a Russian burglary\n\nI shouted out\n\nWho allowed such obscenity?\n\nWhen after all\n\nWas my base & nazi tv\n\nAllow me to introduce myself,\xa0\n\nIn bad health & a total fake\n\nI prey on FOX-TV viewers\xa0\n\nTurning their brains into corn flakes\n\nPleased to meet you\n\nHope you guess my name\n\nBut what's puzzling you is\xa0\n\nThat I have absolutely no shame\n\nPleased to meet you\n\nMust confess my true aim\n\nIt's all about confusing you\n\nTill I throw you on to the flame\n\nJust as the GOP's criminal\n\n& all my supporters shits\n\nAs heads start to roll\n\nJust call me Lucifer\n\n'Cause, hell\xa0\n\nI'm in need of real restraint\n\nSo if you meet me\n\nHave some courtesy\n\nHave some sympathy & some taste\n\nOr i'll screw your liberal politick\n\n& turn your soul into utter waste