I'm just wild about Bernie And Bernie's bonkers about me The heavenly blisses of his kitsches Fills me with ecstasy He's neat just like apricot brandy Or like a fancy schmantsy tv Oh, I'm just wild about Bernie And he's just zydeco about me Now, I'm just wild about the Sandwich And the Sandwich is wild about me The heavenly blitzes of his blintzes Fills me with ecstasy Say now, he's one neat Jim Dandy Or like a Mack-Daddy from Miami Oh, I'm just wild about Bernie And he's just all ape-shit about me Cannot do without He's just zydeco about me