ANOTHER TRICKY DAY FOR THE DRUMPFSTER

Published: May 29, 2017, 3:30 a.m.

Another Tricky Day For The Drumpster!!! That Macron Done Got A Vice Grip Of A Handshake That Drumpf Dude Got Punked By The Man From Gaul With Such Gall --- Ha-Ha-Ha!!! Drumpf Thinks He Be Such A Player But, Fuck It, He's Just A Nay-Sayer Even Angela Merkel Got In A Punk Went Nose To Nose With The Drumpf The Prime Minister Of Montenegro That Drumpf Pushed Aside Says, Come On Homey, Come To My Crib And Try Sticking It To Me In The Rib Yo, Even Teresa May, Of The Great Brit Thinking To Herself, What A Fucking Shit This Manchild From The Flatbush Circuit Should've Grab His Junk While He Was Out In Front! Trump Then Lands Back In U.S.A. Finds Out His Son-In-Law Is A Big Expose Seems Baby-Faced Jerod Went Out On A Limb Suggested A Secret Back-Channel To The Kremlin Lordy, Lands-O'Goshen, Crossed Two Oceans Come Back & Find Out, So Much Fucking Commotion Time To Call In Red A'Dair & Plug Them Oil Well Fires Or We'll Find Outselves Wearing Neckties Made Out Of Burning Tires Call In My Homies From The Hood Got To Tap Down All Of This Ineptitude 1st Things 1st, Go After Comey If I Don't, He'll Have Me Turned Into Baloney Next, I Go For Mueller Gonna Make Him Turn Yeller He Works For Me Can Always Cut'im Loose & Free It's The Trumps Against Elites We Got The Edge, We Be Good @ Cheats Sharpen Our Knives, Go For The Throat Then Wash Our Hands With Palmolive Soap We'll Slip And Slide For 4-More Years We'll Shuck + Jive, & Bake & Shake We'll Pick Your Pockets, And Take Your Cash Then We'll Leave & Count Our Mountain Of Stash My White Brethern In The Boonies They Love Me Like Loonies I Can't Lose, I'll Win Bigley