When The Phillies Win, The Economy Loses
b'In his Pennsylvania Senate debate with Republican nominee Dr. Oz, Democrat nominee John Fetterman completely fumbled his words.\\xa0 Despite his poor performance, Fetterman mysteriously received over $1M HOURS after the debate.\\xa0 Nothing suspicious here, folks!\\n\\xa0\\nThe Phillies are back in the World Series again - is this a bad omen for the US economy?\\xa0 Conspiracies abound are pointing out that, every time the Phillies won the World Series, the US economy spiraled into a depression.\\xa0 The city has won three World Series titles, all in years prior to economic depressions:\\xa0 one by the Athletics in 1929 and two by the Phillies, in 1980 and 2008.\\n\\xa0\\nPope Francis exposes horny priests and nuns, admitting that they watch \'normal\' porn too.\\xa0 In his speech, Francis warned, "And I\\u2019m not just talking about criminal pornography like that involving the abuse of children, that is already degeneration. But pornography that is a little \'normal.\'"\\xa0 Wha wha wha what!?!?!\\n\\xa0\\nIt\'s official -- Musk has taken over Twitter.\\xa0 As he carried a sink while walking into the Twitter headquarters, Musk appeared giddy about the acquisition.\\xa0 The same cannot be said for Twitter\'s employees, as the \'word on the street\' is that Musk plans to cut 75% of the Twitter workforce.\\xa0 If less Twitter workers means more free speech, more power to him.\\n\\xa0\\nSupport Our Show (PROMO CODE: PARDON)\\n\\u25ba Aura\\n\\u25ba Fum\\n\\u25ba Buy Merch\\n\\xa0\\nExtra Content!\\n\\u25ba Patreon\\n\\u25ba Rokfin\\n\\xa0\\nWatch & Follow Our Show\\n\\u25ba YouTube\\n\\u25ba Rumble\\n\\u25ba Instagram\\n\\u25ba Telegram\\n\\nSupport this podcast at \\u2014 https://redcircle.com/pardon-my-american/donations\\n\\nAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands\\n\\nPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy'