The Ferrari SUV

Published: Jan. 22, 2021, 12:09 a.m.

It’s no secret the car business is really the SUV business these days.  Sedans have fallen far from favor in dealer showrooms.  And you certainly don’t see a lot of hot new sportscars on I-15…  You see pickups and more pickups and minivans… and late model  SUV’s everywhere. So it was inevitable ever since Porsche started selling the Cayenne.  The car company synonymous with sexy curves… and speed …  Ferrari…. is coming out with an SUV. Save up folks. Next year… at some point … you’re gonna do a double-take when you see a fire engine red SUV woosh by in the passing lane…. and you’re gonna say “what was that? But since you’re listening right now you’ll know it’s the Ferrari Model with the name that’s so hard to pronounce… that Motor1.com had to consult with it’s editor in Italy and recorded the pronunciation.   You ready?  IT’s the Ferrari  Again? A translation… ( ) is the Italian word for thoroughbred.  The ( ) should do 200 miles an hour… acceleration?  All you need to know is It'll flatten the kids in the backseat… and send their sippy cups flying. The sticker should be around $260,000.   Only problem… when somebody asks “wow.  What is this thing… you’d gonna sound like a jerk when say … oh .. it’s my new “ “  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.