Peanut Butter
Did you know that foreigners think we’re nuts…. because we eat peanut butter? They can’t fathom putting hydrogenated peanut paste in their mouths … Here’s a British woman trying it for the first time. She takes a taste o: could you. Sure I could. It’s as Ameri can than apple pie - by age 17... the average kid has eats 1500 peanut butter sandwiches All American Peanut Butter was invented by the same guy who created corn flakes. John Harvey Kellogg… in 1895…. … it was food the beautiful people. Amelia Earhart and Henry Ford enjoyed it as a delicacy … then the little people followed along believe the ads that said 10 cents worth of peanuts pack six times the energy of a porterhouse steak. Wasn’t true. But now Peanut Butter is so ubiquitous… this past spring… Yale researchers applied for a grant to use it as an early-warning covid test. Because it’s in almost every American kitchen. The test was simple. Open a jar. Smell it. If you can’t … you probably have Covid. Theyyyyy didn’t get the grant. But Peanut Butter can fix dings in your wooden furniture… hide scratches in leather … and remove bugs from your windshield… Smear it on let it sit a half hour and hose it off. Bugs are gone. but if you try it… you gotta use smooth. Crunchy’d be a disaster. So hoist a pbj high in the air … it might look like a sandwich… but its what makes you …an American. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.